The 69th Contact Podcast
Intelligent life’s disastrous first contact with the human anomaly.
Discover how Earth bumbles its way through the most epic moment of its existence.
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Chapter 1
Mission: plausible (results may vary)
Meet Earth's worst and last hope, also our main character. It's a bit unfortunate that every story needs a main character, and we have this one?
Release date: May the 4th (EST)
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Chapter 2
Mars Attacks
Humans land on Mars. Thank Fuck it took so very long, and we didn't think you would make it a couple of times.
Release date: May 11th
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Chapter 3
Chamber of Secrets
Our main character has once again found himself in trouble one more time. See how he fucks up his life to make your life not as shit.
Release date: May 18th
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Chapter 4
Elliot Turner Phone Home
What the actual fuck. What has Elliot done now? I am leaving. Why do I even bother? Just see how he fucks up this time.
Release date: May 25th
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Chapter 5
Fly Me to the Moon
What the hell is up with that fish? Ooo, look at the colors. Sorry, I got lost in its eyes. Discover how one fish changes the course of human history.
Release date: June 1st
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Chapter 6
I Choose You
The race is on, the bets are placed, and Earth's most tragic race is about to begin.
Release date: June 8th
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